December 2009
New Year's Resolution
To take no more bullshit? Yeah. That one sounds nice.
To fuck a woman using a rubber is like smelling a flower whilst wearing a gas...
– Cahi Bozaci
I’ve had two of the worst New Year’s in a row. Let this one be glorious!
I don’t like this whole home alone thing. I’m gonna try to find someone to hang out with me this very instant.
Last night, the bartender was feeling my id as if it was a fake. That shits real, bitch! Mwahaha!
A Deepher is a female version of a hustler.
Things that are different:
notoriousgab:
The ramen noodles here have different flavors. Masala and curry are the two most common ones and they are really tasty. The main difference is that they are spicy, not salty. So even though they have a lot of flavor, the first time I tried the masala one, my first thought was about how bland the noodles were. Once I figured out that they’re not bland, they just don’t contain an...
I need to clean.
Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.
– Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong is...
– Malcolm X (via quote-book)
Change is the only constant.
Ignorance is bliss.
Knowledge is painful.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
– Invictus (via filmquotes)
Ako ay magpakasal Jermeiah.
Woah. Jim Henson was the director of that wack movie, Labyrinth.